Opening song

Please feel free to adapt the chorus to suit your anipal type i.e.
eg These are the noms I was ROARIN’, TWEETIN’, BARKIN’  etc
Don’t be shy Tortoises! Come out of your shell (and let’s hear it for the goat’s – only kidding)

Trout! Trout! let’s all pig out, these are the noms I was MEWING’ about
Come on, I’m tweetin’ wiv you, Come on
Trout! Trout! let’s all pig out, these are the noms I was MEWING’ about
Come on, I’m tweetin’ wiv you, Come on

At hungry times, you shouldn’t have to beg for sole
In black and white, the tuxies really ought to know
Those shellfish minds, that merely thought you’re just a cat
Kiss them goodbye, you told ’em you’re much more than that
You shouldn’t have to…

Trout! Trout! let’s all pig out, these are the noms I was BARKIN’ about
Come on, I’m tweetin’ wiv you, Come on

They gave us cheese, and in return we gave ’em hell
As bold as brass, and we shall meet to thump our tails
We’ll all meet up to thump our tails

Trout! Trout! let’s all pig out, these are the noms I was YOWLIN’ about
Come on, I’m tweetin’ wiv you, Come on
Trout, Trout, our GUINEA-PIG’s out, these are our pals I was YOWLIN’ about
Come on, I’m tweetin’ TWITWOO, Come on

Instrumental bit (twiddle yer whiskers here for a bit…)

Trout! Trout! let’s all pig out, these are the noms I was ROARING’ about
Come on, I’m tweetin’ wiv you, Come on

…And when you’ve had your fill of feed
If we could change their minds, we’d really love to hug your heart
we’d really love to hug your heart

Trout, Trout, let it all out
(hug your heart) these are the pals I was tweetin’ about
(I’d really love to hug your heart) Come on a TRUNK call to you, Come on

Trout, Trout, let it all out, these are the things I was tweetin’ about
Come on, I’m tweetin to you so Come on

Instrumental (*saluting bit*)

Trout! Trout! let’s all pig out, these are the noms I was ROARING’ about
Come on, I’m tweetin’ wiv you, Come on
Trout! Trout! let’s all pig out, these are the noms I was ROARING’ about
Come on, I’m tweetin’ wiv you, Come on

Thank you to @mr_pie and @IAmTweeterKitty for this adaptation.